My Conspiracy Theory Neighbors

from Oh Shoot! by The Michael Character

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My conspiracy theory neighbors
Have a lot of opinions
About Bitcoin, Guns and The Government
That are not coherent
But
My conspiracy theory neighbors
Are kind to me
When I leave my house
And pass them on the porch
Or ask them to close the back door when they’re smoking

Once, my neighbors asked me for a ride to Braintree
A favor repaid with a $100 bottle of cologne that they gave me
I don’t use cologne and it was really suspicious
But they always say hi and they’re okay to live with
Except for the yelling
And the loud music
And the fact that there are absolutely more than two of them living there
And there’s supposed to only be two of them living there
(But what do I care?)

My conspiracy theory neighbors
Probably think I’m a weirdo
Probably don’t understand me
Probably find me confusing
Probably wouldn’t find my politics legible
Probably wouldn’t find my news sources credible
Probably wouldn’t be impressed by my blathering
Probably wouldn’t change their minds about anything

And I hope that’s not forever (x3)
Problem is I kind of feel like I am better (x3)
And I hope that’s not forever (x3)
Cause I definitely think that I’m some kind of genius (yuck)
And that’s a barrier between us

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from Oh Shoot!, released October 23, 2020

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It's political music, whatever. Based in Boston, MA. Absolutely willing to drive very far to play for you and five of your vaguely alternative friends in your combination kitchen/laundry room. Hit me up. I'm fully serious.

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