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You grabbed me by the part of my work shirt
Where the logo goes
Little t-bone
Whisper-yelled "I'm still drunk from yesterday!"
Fell back into the coat closet enclave
This is gonna be a challenging shift I'd say
'Cause we're down a server

Buying cigs for a guest at the hotel
He didn't have his own car
High-fives from the crew
on the curb
on my way
back to work
from the Princeton Wawa
He gave me like $100 dollars
That's Hoagie Money!

Nineteen years of bad wit and impatience
Taking quick breaks behind the servers' station
Bartender still has my Lemuria album
Free French onion soup for $6.15 an hour

Already shined these wine glasses twice today
And I started my first band
in the parking lot by the school
on my birthday
Ill-fitting clothes make their final stand on my body
Things are changing

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from The Birthday Songs, released August 15, 2021

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The Michael Character Boston, Massachusetts

It's political music, whatever. Based in Boston, MA. Absolutely willing to drive very far to play for you and five of your vaguely alternative friends in your combination kitchen/laundry room. Hit me up. I'm fully serious.

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